Everything you ever wanted to know about the craft of cocktails...

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Hello, all. This is the first of many. Many opportunities to learn, many opportunities to show off to your friends, and many opportunities to have a fine cocktail of your own making. 

My name is Mama T. Diva of the bar for over 30 years, at one time-proprietor of my own cafe and fine dining restaurant, and master craft cocktail creator. 
This blog serves anyone, with the right mindset and availability to gain knowledge of the beautiful world of fine spirits. 

I might be a little humorous, also. Buckle in, bitches. 

Stick with me, kids...I'll get you buzzed in no time. 
(and you'll enjoy every sip)

First entry to follow. Hope everyone enjoys the content. Read, comment, and heckle at will. But be forewarned, I heckle back. 😏

XOXO, 
T

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